Lists of Power.

I have been getting worried about the lack of lists and notes found recently. I was very upset to see a man ticking things off on his phone with a plastic pen the other day in Morrisons. Phone lists? I cannot have this. I need you to write your lists out as they make me feel my trips to the shops and battling through trolleys and noise are worth it. I need you to drop them on the floor as they are done with so I can run to them and tuck them safe into my special list pocket with glee. Like this one for example; Piys and toilet rools. I need to see them!

Why? What did you do?! What did you do?!

Does it really say chippies delight? Like a new version of Angel Delight but potato based?

I like how jackets have been demoted to jacks as the weariness of the weeks food shop is planned. I wonder what was ate on Thursday?

Cheastnuts.